Sorcerer: I intimidate this crate, it looked at me funny.
GM: Ok, roll me a intimidate check
Sorcerer: Rolls a nat 20 with +9 bonus
GM: The crate is terrified. now roll a 2d4 to see how terrified the crate is.
Sorcerer: Rolls a 6
GM: the crate is so terrified that it shatters into splinters. What the fuck, sorcerer.
Sorcerer: … it looked at me funny.
This was so much fun to draw :D I love this screencap (from sailormoonscreencaps) and have been meaning to re-draw it for a while!
Tight pants in my ass
snake eater in my ass
sick of it in my ass
Canceling the Apocalypse in my ass
A Thousand Sunflowers in my ass
I My Me Mine in my ass
Come say that to my face u digi-loser
in the hallway today there was a hispanic girl making white people jokes and these two white guys actually fucking said “that’s racist. what if we were saying stuff like that about mexican people?”
and she just gave them this dry look and said “i’m puerto rican.”
Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me